Sunday, 28 January 2007

adventures on new whittle street

the other night i was questioned by the police. they stopped me as i was trying to work out the best way to get onto the roof of a charming little gatehouse outside a building i had been told was abandoned.. turned out it wasn't so abandoned, which i would have seen if i had bothered to scope the place out before i went 'exploring'.

the police here wear huge flurosent vests which should make them difficult to take seriously, but i was still quaking in my onitsuka tigers (good exploring shoes) when they rocked up and asked me what i was doing.. i mumbled something about looking around the area and being from australia and tried to give off a vibe of innocene and charm which seemed to work because they told me to get off the property and keep my exploring for australia in the future. quite reasonable really and i got home quick smart.

i think i have been infected with the same feeling i had in japan that the rules don't really apply to me as i'm a foreigner. lets hope that these feelings don't manifest themselves in rampant bike stealing and monkey dancing in restaurants as they did in japan... not sure the british establishment will be as tolerant next time..

but who knows what fun i'll get up to in spain!

6 Comments:

Blogger Nai said...

You criminal. No wonder the Brits hate us!
*Snort*
Just wait til you inflict interpretive dance on them....

February 01, 2007 5:13 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How drunk were you at the time?

February 01, 2007 10:13 am  
Blogger Nai said...

A wise question from Linley. Any chance of an answer MtK?

February 02, 2007 5:40 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once Seen, Time Out Classifieds:

I saw you in aisle 7 of Wapping Safeway. You were reading the label on the Branston's sausage bean mix, I, standing there suspended in lusty stupor.

Our hands brushed lightly as we reached in for the last tin of ham hash, but then you were gone.

Can’t we can this love forever?

February 02, 2007 4:39 pm  
Blogger melissa the kisser said...

well, i left it out for a reason.. i actually hadn't drunk anything.. sort of more embarassing this way actually.. it was just there, and i was on my way to tescos.. hmm. might have to question my thought processes

February 02, 2007 6:43 pm  
Blogger audrey said...

I still can't believe you stole people's bikes in Japan....Respect the bikes!

February 03, 2007 4:56 am  

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