comedy gold..

i can't stop laughing at a students work i read this morning. they were writing a diary entry as if they were living through the siege of leningrad where food was scarce and things were pretty grim for 3 years while the nazis surrounded and bombed the place non-stop.

anyway. thanks emma b for this gem:

"old boris died this morning. he was exiting his excrement and he fell into the pit. we covered him over with sewage even though we were very temped to eat him."

man, that kills me...