a homage to the last minute on dit editorial..
the term in review:
- 59 teaching days
- 1 totally hungover teaching day (never to be repeated)
- 96 history lessons taught
- 291 names of students learnt
- 9 OMR sheets completed
- 1 time the head has assumed i'm a 6th former (who can wear civvies)
- 35 incident report sheets filled in
- 4 physical fights broken up by inserting myself into the middle
- 2 secret grudges held against other teachers
- 7 times i've been told that i am hated and despised (by the same student)
- 1 student who i've inspired (for want of a better word) to become a history teacher (it's true! her mother told me at parents night.. it made my heart jump up and down and i couldn't stop grinning)
- 3 students who have cried in my presence
- 2 times students have made me cry in the toilets after last bell
- 12 friday night pints at the pub bitching with the other teachers
- 1 lovely letter from parents commending me on the job i'm doing
- 1 exceptionally critical letter from parents complaining about the job i'm doing
- 5 girls and 1 guy in office with extreme crushes on mike paradowski
but i got through it all and now i'm on school holidays! tomorrow i head off to berlin and krakow for two weeks. my plans include:
- sleeping late
- eating my way through a lengthy list of recommendations (thanks to matt, ali, zorg and kate)
- tracking down matiàs - the handsomest man in the world. japan friends will remember him from the a-bar, drunken doctors, kissing in the rain etc... all i have to go on is a fuzzy photograph and the fact that he works as a doctor in berlin. or did approximately 3 years ago. wish me luck!
- trying to make big life decisions involving what i should do after summer term